All lullabies tiered

Hello, i’m a fan of Sleep as Android, and have been using it for a long time. I really like the Lullaby feature, and i like some more than others. So I thought it was a fun idea to try each lullaby at least once and give my opinion/feedback on it.

So here’s my tier list of the lullabies

Perfect

  • Thunderstorm
  • Whale diving (though, the diver scared me shitless the first time)
  • Summer night

Good

  • Submarine
  • Lava lake
  • Jungle
  • Forest
  • Spaceship (if you can get over the constant “NOTIFICATIONS” you think you’ll get)
  • Fireworks

Okay-ish

  • Fireplace
  • Baby in belly
  • Wind chimes

Not bad, but I wouldn’t use them

  • Steam train
  • Old clock
  • Cat purr
  • Restaurant

Bad

  • Mountain stream
  • Ocean beach
  • Chants of Tibet
  • Om chant
  • Tribal drums

Annoying

  • Frogs in pond
  • Galloping horse
  • Sheep counting
  • Temple bells
  • War march
  • Girl singing
  • Choir
  • Slow breath
  • Heart
  • Shush
  • Washing machine

Terrifying

  • Down in a cave
  • Baby Doppler

Just white noise (which i don’t like)

  • North wind
  • White noise
  • Windy walk
  • NASA Saturn “sound”
  • Pink noise
  • Brown noise
  • Vacuum cleaner
  • Fan
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower

Could be good with improvements

  • Flute
  • Piano
  • Musicbox
  • Car

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Regarding the last few:

Piano
What do you think of when you say “Piano Lullaby”? Softly played melodies? Something you would easily find in the game Breath of the Wild? Yeah, me too. Not freaking Beethoven jamming on a piano in a 7 second loop that plays over and over and over again.

Flute
Same with flute, i was expecting a soft melody, not a court jester playing loudly on a flute.

Musicbox
Come on, there are better music box lullabies than this standard baby song isn’t there?

Car
I love sleeping in the car on long roadtrips. The sound of cars passing by, the tires on the road and the slow hum of the engine. This lullaby however is a idling engine and sometimes the clicking of blinkers. Could be so much better